Post by TheMCook on May 6, 2014 12:24:52 GMT
WWE Raw
Best parts of Raw:
Sheamus winning US Title and teasing possible heel turn.
Main Event was good. The only other thing I liked was obviously the ravishing Russian Lana.
Anything else on the show was complete shite, embarrassing to watch and scratch head awful.
Former World champion Dolph Ziggler gets eliminated by twat of the century Santino. You got booed for it but celebrated like the stupid fuck that you are.
RVD vs Cesaro
Cesaro needs a new theme song. It doesn't match anything to do with his character and swagger is walking around with the song Cesaro should have.
Ryback v Cody Rhodes don't care and a Rhodes brothers feud is far too late.
Los Matadores segment was crap. I'm all for funny comedy segments but I think I was shouting at the tv for them to shut the hell up.
Adam Rose debut. This should have been my favourite part. I was looking forward to it but the following things happened: it wasn't the same party guests that you see on NXT, the bunny needs to be boiled, Michael Cole dancing to the music ruined it for life and NXT general manager JBL wanted to know where he came from. Oh my god they killed Adam you bastards!
And then to top off this seemingly TNA version of Raw was the Bryan/Brie/Kane shit. Since June 1991, when I first started watching wwe I have never seen a face wwe champion made to look like such a scared coward and it doesn't help that Bryan and Bella are the worst actors in the history of shit acting. Brie Bella screaming like she was reading in a script meeting embarrassed me as a wrestling fan. Daniel Bryan destroyed Kane the night before but all of a sudden he is shit scared of him.
Whoever wrote this ballsack of a show need fired and banned from writing on anything for life. They should not even be allowed to think about wrestling full stop.
Just for the main event, Sheamus possible heel turn and Lana I give this piece of garbage 3/10. Shameful.
Best parts of Raw:
Sheamus winning US Title and teasing possible heel turn.
Main Event was good. The only other thing I liked was obviously the ravishing Russian Lana.
Anything else on the show was complete shite, embarrassing to watch and scratch head awful.
Former World champion Dolph Ziggler gets eliminated by twat of the century Santino. You got booed for it but celebrated like the stupid fuck that you are.
RVD vs Cesaro
Cesaro needs a new theme song. It doesn't match anything to do with his character and swagger is walking around with the song Cesaro should have.
Ryback v Cody Rhodes don't care and a Rhodes brothers feud is far too late.
Los Matadores segment was crap. I'm all for funny comedy segments but I think I was shouting at the tv for them to shut the hell up.
Adam Rose debut. This should have been my favourite part. I was looking forward to it but the following things happened: it wasn't the same party guests that you see on NXT, the bunny needs to be boiled, Michael Cole dancing to the music ruined it for life and NXT general manager JBL wanted to know where he came from. Oh my god they killed Adam you bastards!
And then to top off this seemingly TNA version of Raw was the Bryan/Brie/Kane shit. Since June 1991, when I first started watching wwe I have never seen a face wwe champion made to look like such a scared coward and it doesn't help that Bryan and Bella are the worst actors in the history of shit acting. Brie Bella screaming like she was reading in a script meeting embarrassed me as a wrestling fan. Daniel Bryan destroyed Kane the night before but all of a sudden he is shit scared of him.
Whoever wrote this ballsack of a show need fired and banned from writing on anything for life. They should not even be allowed to think about wrestling full stop.
Just for the main event, Sheamus possible heel turn and Lana I give this piece of garbage 3/10. Shameful.