WWE Raw 24th March 2014

[TheMCook]

WWE Raw 24th March 2014

Batista had a really bad 15 minutes. Microphone fucked, Sunglasses fucked with the bitch slap from Stephanie a Mcmahon and his jeans ripped to fuck. He had fake smile on his face that looked like he was about to cry. This is why Randy Orton always wears his ring gear for situation like this.

Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender Four Way
I enjoyed this match. Crowd loved it and really wanted Dolph Ziggler to win. So it was no surprise he lost.

Sin Cara vs Damien Sandow
They missed a trick here. They could have had Sandow in a disguise causing havoc all day and when he lost they could have pulled the mask off Scooby style.

The Terminator needs an upgrade. The Miz says people still talk about him main eventing Wrestlemania. He needs to be told that if people are talking about it is because we are comparing it to how far he has falling now.

John Cena vs Luke Harper
Loved this match and Luke Harper showed he could be a main player in the future of wwe. It was fantastic when they put mask on Cena and Bray Wyatt laughs and says Cena is two faced

Fantastic news and Emma is going to be in Divas title match. I hope she wins. However if wwe see her as a comedy act it probably won't happen.

WWE Hall of Fame 2014: Razor Ramon. I think his friend from King of the ring 95, Savio Vega, should induct him.

The Shield vs The Real Americans
Great match and post match demolition of Cesaro was amazing. one thing I have noticed about the cesaro swing. The crowd are counting every half turn so it wasn't 20 rotations as the crowd counted. I'm not that good at maths but fuck me get it right.

Brock Lesnar & The Undertaker Confrontation
Brock Lesnar should not be allowed to speak if his balls have not fully dropped yet.
Undertaker will never get into the magic circle with bullshit like this. You could see the ring apron move. Also he needed a bigger casket. He looked like he was ready to give birth with his knees up like that.

For a change the matches were better than the promos. However I feel the promos should be as good as the matches to promote your PPV.

Rating 7/10

[jamespowers33]

Open Segment

Steph gushed over Hunter's accolades and labelled him "the most powerful man in WWE."
I have a feeling that last line will come up again if Vince McMahon returns to television.

Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus in a Fatal Four Way for an IC Title shot.

A very entertaining four-way. Sure, there were some flaws, but the overall action made up for it.

The Wyatt Family

More excellent mic work from Wyatt. It wasn't the type that would generate heat, but I love the line about how you can't harm something that doesn't feel.

Sin Cara (w/Scooby Doo) vs. Damien Sandow.

Hunico hit the Swanton Bomb for the clean win...

Ryback and Curtis Axel vs. Los Matadores (w/El Torito).

Cole said Ryback and Axel were out of the battle royal because they will be challenging for the WWE Tag Team Championship at WrestleMania 30. yeah like they deserve that..

Triple H Interview

I don't know why they went with the sit-down interview approach rather than having HHH just deliver a promo.

Fandango (w/Summer Rae) vs. Cody Rhodes (w/Goldust).

Lawler said he wants just one date with Summer. JBL said that could be fatal. "If she dies, she dies," Lawler responded. During the match, Goldust walked over and toyed with Summer,
Goldust beats Fandango clean, but Cody needs a weird distraction. Read into that what you will.

Hogan Segment

Hogan pointed at the WrestleMania 30 sign and said he was really excited about it. He said he was jacked up about the Andre battle royal. Yes we no you tell us every week.

Big Show vs. Titus O'Neil.

A loud Punk chant started early in the match. Titus got a little offense, but Show speared him and put him away with the WMD...

John Cena vs. Luke Harper (w/Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan).

That was awesome? It was a unique non-finish, but I wouldn't go that far. I hate the way Cena went from mocking Wyatt as a Jimmy Buffett clone to suddenly fearing him last week to having a panic attack backstage before his match.

A.J. Lee (w/Tamina) vs. Naomi (w/Cameron) for the WWE Divas Championship.

Vickie Announced that Lee would compete against Basicly the entire divas roster.

A video aired for WWE Hall of Famer Razor Ramon. The video focussed entirely on Razor Ramon and did not include any mention of Scott Hall or his NWO days...

So Hall is going to be in character for his induction? Weird.

Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose (w/Roman Reigns) vs. Cesaro and Jack Swagger (w/Zeb Colter).

A strong outing for The Shield. The live crowd was more into chanting We The People at the beginning of the match, but Rollins really won them over with his big spots and the crowd got into the overall match.

The match announcement didn't generate much of a reaction. It feels like a letdown for The Shield.

Brock/ Taker Promo

A Great Segment by Both the Undertaker in the casket was brilliant and then Brock screams like a bitch. And heyman is epic in is promo’s I Can’t Wait to See Where This Goes.

Raw Rating 5-10