Post by topropeelbow on May 7, 2014 16:28:54 GMT
Thoughts on main segments of Raw...
US Title Battle Royal: Bog standard battle royal. In 12 months poor Dolph has gone from World Champion to being eliminated in a battle royal for a near-pointless title by a glove puppet! Sheamus done nothing for over a year, hopefully the rumoured heel turn will do him good.
Cesaro/RVD: Barrett put it best last week. WWE's slogan is Then, Now, Forever. RVD is just Then! Dull match, Cesaro continues to flounder as a tweener with a heel manager. He needs character development.
Wyatt promo: Quality as usual but do I really wanna see another Cena/Wyatt match?
Rusev/Kingston: The whole Vladimir Putin thing reeks of desperation. 'PLEASE boo this guy!'. He'll be jobbing on Smackdown by the autumn.
Bryan/Kane fiasco: Why are they portraying Bryan as such a pussy? No other main event face would be booked to run away. Stay and protect your woman like a man! I thought a car alarm was going off outside when Brie was screaming...
Big E/BNB: I think everyone knows my feelings on PPV rematches 24 hours later. Nothing will change with the IC Title til they have proper feuds.
Adam Rose debut: Oh, just fuck off you complete and utter dickhead! Kruger had potential, this spunk-bubble will be jobbing on Superstars by Summerslam!
Wyatts/Shield: Slow burn but another strong match for these 6. No real desire to see Shield/Evolution again though.
Pretty rotten show: 3.5/10
PS. Forgot to mention the amazing remix of Mr T's Hall Of Fame speech. I mark for Mr T's Mum!
US Title Battle Royal: Bog standard battle royal. In 12 months poor Dolph has gone from World Champion to being eliminated in a battle royal for a near-pointless title by a glove puppet! Sheamus done nothing for over a year, hopefully the rumoured heel turn will do him good.
Cesaro/RVD: Barrett put it best last week. WWE's slogan is Then, Now, Forever. RVD is just Then! Dull match, Cesaro continues to flounder as a tweener with a heel manager. He needs character development.
Wyatt promo: Quality as usual but do I really wanna see another Cena/Wyatt match?
Rusev/Kingston: The whole Vladimir Putin thing reeks of desperation. 'PLEASE boo this guy!'. He'll be jobbing on Smackdown by the autumn.
Bryan/Kane fiasco: Why are they portraying Bryan as such a pussy? No other main event face would be booked to run away. Stay and protect your woman like a man! I thought a car alarm was going off outside when Brie was screaming...
Big E/BNB: I think everyone knows my feelings on PPV rematches 24 hours later. Nothing will change with the IC Title til they have proper feuds.
Adam Rose debut: Oh, just fuck off you complete and utter dickhead! Kruger had potential, this spunk-bubble will be jobbing on Superstars by Summerslam!
Wyatts/Shield: Slow burn but another strong match for these 6. No real desire to see Shield/Evolution again though.
Pretty rotten show: 3.5/10
PS. Forgot to mention the amazing remix of Mr T's Hall Of Fame speech. I mark for Mr T's Mum!